Today we had the soccer joke match of the year.

4K vs 4D
1 - 0

Of course, it wasn't a simple 1-0 match, what exactly happened that made it the joke match of the year?

Starting lineup: Faizal (GK), Vince, Shangxuan, Joshua, Ernest, Samuel, Andrew.

Incident #1
Shortly after 2-3 minutes, ShangXuan held tightly on to Thomas Ou from 4K (Joker no. 1), preventing him from getting to the ball in the penalty box. Thomas stretched out his leg to try and hit the ball, but since he was being held, he lost his balance and fell.

Referee Aaron Tiong (Joker no.2) gives a penalty.

Thomas Ou steps up to take it. He misses

Referee complains, saying that he did not blow the whistle (which he did) and Thomas took the kick already. He declared a rekick.

Thomas Ou steps up to take it. He misses again.


Incident #2
ShangXuan the joker, who was playing in defense failed to tackle the ball away, and the goal was being terrorized by the 4K strikers.

Thomas Ou (Joker #1) misses a shot. Keeper Faizals runs out for the loose ball. Thomas passes the ball to fellow striker Timou (Joker #3). Timou shoots at the almost open goal.

Ball hits the post.


Incident #3
4K hit the ball out. 3 their team members raised their hand and said that it is their ball.

Referee Aaron Tiong (Joker #2) calls for a throw in. He awards the throw to 4K.

Incident #4
4K hit the ball out. They claim that it is their ball

Referee Aaron Tiong calls for a throw in. He awards the throw to 4K.

We complain. Referee returns it to us.

(Repeat Incident #3 by 5 times and #4 by 3 times. Seriously)

Incident #5
Vince tried to clear the ball, and did well with a powerful shot

The shot went straight into our striker Samuel's right ear. Samuel became injured, momentarily deaf in one ear, and out of the game.

Incident #6
Half time: Same lineup

4K striker ShouJian gets a high ball. He jumps and heads the ball with the TOP of his head. The ball follows a nice arc with a starting angle of around 70 to 80 degrees.

The really high, really slow and really steep arc falls nicely towards the upper part of the goal.

Keeper Faizal (Joker #4) has 3 choices now.
1. Put his arms in a bowl shape near your chest like how the rugby players do. Let the ball fall into your arms.
2. Step back a little, and wait for the ball to fall to slightly below the crossbar. Punch the ball downwards and out.
3. Reach your hands out and catch the ball.

Faizal did a 4th move. He jumped up, did something like the set-up move for volleyball, pushing the ball backwards and to the top of the goal.

1-0

Incident #7
In a successful attack (well almost), Timou shot the ball at a near empty goal and hit the post again.

Incident #8
I came on for ShangXuan, and did a few tackles and clearances. Yuda took over Faizal as goalkeeper.

In the 1 time I missed a tackle, 4K's attack got passed me, spearheaded by Theodore.

Theodore (Joker #5)whacked the ball a bit too much than the distance he could run, and Yuda rushed out and grabbed the ball.

Regardless, Theodore rammed into him, and one of his fellow strikers joined in too.

No red card. Not even a yellow card.

Incident #9
Theodore (Joker #5) rammed into Joshua our winger, making him injured and out.

Still no red card. Still not even a yellow card


Game ended. We lost 2 men and a match.