Musical pick up lines

General
1. I'm a fermata. Hold me.
2. Our voices are more than an octave apart. Let's get a little closer.
3. You must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish.
4. There is nothing accidental about your body, baby. No sharps, no flats, all curves
5. You can treat me like an ad lib solo, and play with me any way you want.
6. I'm to you as A minor is to C. We're natural ;)


(This part onwards is rather wrong)

For Strings
7. I just broke my G-string. Can I borrow yours?
8. How many positions can you get into?

For teachers:
9. Baby, Im gonna make you go up an octave

For trombonists:
10. If you rub lubricant on my slide, it moves faster and gets longer, wanna see?


ok enough.