Tuesdays

Today is Wednesday, but I shall be talk about yesterday.

(Thanks to Jian Xiong for helping me with this blog. Its nothing much to most of you, just downloading the blogskin and using it, but my HTML skills just suck, or as Jian Xiong will say, "Lack of skill". )

I shall first list down my to-do-list for the next few weeks:
ERP Due (recommended by teacher) Week 7
Philosophy test
History test Week 8
Chinese file check
Chemistry test on Separation techniques
MEP test on Romantic period
Chinese composition (letter)
Chinese test Week 9
English test
English blog assignment due
Maths test (i'll probably fail)
Social Studies utopia assignment (haven't started yet) Week 10

Woah, that's quite a lot, isn't it? On Tuesday, our first period was Chinese, and our teacher gave us notice of the Chinese file check, test and composition homework. That is when everyone started checking their diaries and lamenting on how much homework they have for the next few days. Andrew (our Assistant Monitor) actually stood up and read of his diary the homework and test we have to the teacher. The teacher seemed quite amused, and postponed our composition assignment which was supposed to be due this friday to next friday :)

As we were sighing about our homework load, the next teacher, Ms Peh who taught us Maths walked in. Andrew immediately jumped up and told Ms Peh, "Mam! Give us lots of homework!" Everyone turned around to look at him smirking, and said somewhat in unison, "Screw u lah, Andrew". The Maths lesson continued, and we were learning about coordinate geometry, equation of circles. Ms Peh tried to derive an equation from a formula by the method completing the square, but the way she explained it ensure that no one knew what she was talking about. This was when Andrew popped in again.

"Mam, I know how to do." Andrew said as he stood up. He got the marker from Ms Peh, walked up in front to the whiteboard and started explaining. Surprisingly, he was not bad, and helped the class understand easily. Thus, he walked back to his seat proudly, and then turned around to tell Ms Peh and the whole class, "Haha, Ms Peh, I remembered what you taught me in Sec 1!"

What an egoistic guy Andrew is, don't you think so? However, he got terribly jacked when Ms Peh answered "I taught you completing the square in sec 2, not 1." The whole class burst into laughter, but settled down quite quickly. But not long after that, another commotion happened.

Andrew was our assistant monitor, and now, it was our monitor that was involved. He accidentally (or perhaps intentionally) said the word fu*k really loudly, and of course, Ms Peh heard it. It was his second time already, having done the same thing just a few days ago. With a pissed off look, Ms Peh turned to Bryan, who replied “Mam! He koped my stuff!” Man… How childish can you people get?

During recess, after raiding the snacks machine with Dennis, we returned to our class, where Dennis now started asking people random question. This is one of them: “Ask yourself this question. Do you suck?”

Diao. What kind of question is that? I replied Dennis “Not more than you”, but he then rebutted “If you don’t suck, then how do you eat lollipops? Don’t tell me you have never eaten a lollipop in your whole life.”

I kept silent for a while. Its better to think of an appropriate answer first or you will get jacked. Dennis then turned to Samuel. “Hey Sam, ask yourself this question. Do you suck?”

Samuel replied “No”, and Dennis used the lollipop thing to rebut him again. Samuel paused for a while, and then replied Dennis, “I don’t suck lollipops, I lick them.”

Dennis was stunned for a very short while, and decided to give in. He replied “Smart boy!”

Dots…… Dennis, ask yourself this question. Do you suck?